My Inner Workings

[My Inner Workings]

• some dude: i'm unapologetically offensive! >:) grow up! its the real world now!
• same dude, five minutes later: wtf? how can you generalize me like that?? fuck you.. its called common decency..

[My Inner Workings]

[eluciidate]

I’m sorry I can’t hang out, I have a lot of negativity that I need to internalize

[My Inner Workings]

• me: [hears .03 seconds of FOB song] is this fall out boy

[My Inner Workings]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

KANYE NO

This sort of thing is putting her patience to the Kanye Test…

[ebondandy]

He’s merely trying to help the baby reach her Kanye Best…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Go forth small child…on your Kanye Quest…

[whathappensonthebus]

ejayyybro

[My Inner Workings]

[My Inner Workings]

[mixedgf]

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

[My Inner Workings]

[My Inner Workings]

[ferblatin]

me trying to be romantic

[My Inner Workings]

[My Inner Workings]

[surprisebitch]

Gemini blogger: it’s so sad.. because i just really want to have a good time on tumblr and every time i see an astrology post, it always says bad things about my sign :(

me: yeah :( i honestly feel so bad for you… i cant imagine being in your place.. it’s honestly become a meme.. come here give me a hug

Gemini blogger: *hugs*

me: *hugs back* there there… it’s alright.. *kisses their two foreheads*

[My Inner Workings]

• What gay movies are: attractive, but shy guy meets attractive, but shallow guy. There's a lot of sex and it probably ends sad.
• What lesbian movies are: blonde girl who is about to marry her loving fiance suddenly falls in love with the dark haired wild lesbian. There's a high chance that at least one of them dies at the end (probably the dark haired one).
• What other queer movies are: ???????!? Do they even exist?
• What queer movies should be: Bisexual space pirates save the universe. Genderfluid kid is the protagonist of a teen rom com. Transboy travels the world to make good music and meet interesting people. Asexual demigirl kicks ass in her secret super hero identity. Polyamorous squad goes on a fantasy adventure with dragons and quests. Not everyone is white and able-bodied and a walking stereotype. Queer ladies live. Happy Endings.

[My Inner Workings]